work it out

On the front page of the sun the other day there was a 15 year old girl that weighed 33 stone. The article showed that everyday this girl ate two loafs of bread, one chocolate cake, 2 litres of coke, 6 packets of crisps and 3000 mars bars. Sorry I exaggerate, 5 packets of crisps. Her excuse was that she comfort ate because she was depressed about being...wait for it...overwieght. She needs help, food is apparently like heroin to her. The girl is in a bad way and mum and dad don't know what to do.
I know what to do. Shut the fucking fridge door. Close your cupboards and get that girl walking everywhere. Simple don't give her the two loafs of bread and limit the chocolate cake. It's not rocket science, I'm not cracking a code here. It's so simple any one could work it out. Stop the fat girl from eating.

At least this girl is trying...

Who's the biggest...

Some people talk a good game, some people can come across as the roughest or the wildest or whatever. I believe Bill is that guy. Don't believe me, you tell him. He dont give a fuck, "toe to toe or shoulder to nut". This is probably the most dangerous man ever to walk the earth. You cant touch him, he's a three foot six cyclops with absolutely nothing to lose. There's a description of 'O-Dog' in BoyzInThaHood that protrays him as 'A young, poor, black man that don't give a fuck' and this therefore makes him really dangerous. My man Bill here is like O-Dog but three foot smaller and lacking in depth perception. He is officially crazymentalshits. His whole life is like one big insane seizure. Get the fuck away from the midget.

GGjesuschristthatsmessedup

And while we're on it what the fuck is your dad playing at?

whats your mum doing?

engrish

Young, Japanese and ready to go into the western world and see what that strange culture can can offer you? Take my advice and learn these key phrases, remember its dangerous out there.

edits

J just text and told me the link to his blog (fuckries) is fuckedd (just fixed it) and the links don't work on the last post, havent got the skills ffor that yet bbut will hook it up. J is gay any way. No one listens to him.

Ahoy Hoy

Alright
Got some tapes for you to listen to the first two, when combined, form a 'live' set i was gonna do for a party that never happened. The second halve of the second one is probably the best bit, maybe flick it forward abit.
Then we got a collection of songs I been listening to witha cheeky one at the end, anyone remember Ahmed from Big Brother 5, 6 or 7? Correct answer gets 100 wasteman points. 100 showerman points if you have heard the Devo track on Tapeone before.
Soon comin artwork from I-Am-Zas and more tapes for you to listen to.

Have fun




Thesetpartone

http://www.zshare.net/audio/15827817100f8e91/


Thesetparttwo


http://www.zshare.net/audio/15828380a5d636c6/


Tapeone


http://www.zshare.net/audio/15829077a6362b23/

chermany - superlikemansanders
the king of wishful thinking - go west
frozen jap - paul mccartney
send me an angel - real life
i would cry if you died - devo
electrofreakrehabclinic - mandroid
vordhosbn - aphex twin
burning down the house - original hamster
dancing box - mode selektor ft. ttc
console - penpushers
donkeyrhubarb4 - aphex twin
ahmanic - knot likely